Don’t let the name deter you, this hike was a lifesaver for homebound San Franciscans especially during the peak of the pandemic. Never too crowded, this loop will take you past the Randall Museum and up an unlikely outcropping of chert. At the summit you’ll get some of the best views of the city, but be careful with hats — it’s almost always super windy. Dogs on leashes are permitted and for extra calorie burn, start in the Castro and tack on Buena Vista Park to your trip — you’ll end up on Haight and Baker.